Little known signs of summer in Vancouver
10. People strip down to only one layer of Gore-Tek 9. The Crocs come out of the closet 8. Sales of gluten-free steaks increase 7. Global warming panic status goes from high to extreme as soon as the temperature hits 21 degrees 6. Pasty white is so last week,...
Things Overheard on the Seawall
10. “Uh-oh, I think that tea cleanse is kicking in… hang on, I’m just going to hang over the side and go…” 9. “That two-wheeled bike icon is so cis-wheeled-normative! What about all us unicycle riders, huh?” 8. “Did you see that woman pushing the stroller? She had the...
10 Surprising Facts About Nickelback
10. Their first big hit “How You Remind Me” was originally meant to be a fundraiser song for Alzheimer’s 9. They were originally called Quarterback, except too many people bugged Chad for fantasy football tips, so he changed it. 8. Frontman Chad Kroeger was briefly married to pop singer...
Ten Unexpected Benefits of Global Warming
10. Huge savings on heating costs 9. More short shorts and long legs 8. Slurpees are the new world currency 7. Vegans stop whining as no one wears fur anymore 6. Year-round BBQ season 5. Smug San Franciscans wiped out as city sinks beneath the waves 4. The ice...