Little known signs of summer in Vancouver

10. People strip down to only one layer of Gore-Tek
9. The Crocs come out of the closet
8. Sales of gluten-free steaks increase
7. Global warming panic status goes from high to extreme as soon as the temperature hits 21 degrees
6. Pasty white is so last week, this week it’s all about the lobster red
5. Junkies in Zombietown shuffle around in flip flops instead of sneakers
4. Instead of 10 minutes, getting parked at Granville Island now takes 37 minutes of circling
3. Druggies switch from meth to cocaine for the cooling effect
2. Coworkers insist they’re called “board shorts” because you wear them in the boardroom
1. Christmas decorations arrive in local Costcos