Ten Unexpected Benefits of Global Warming

10. Huge savings on heating costs
9. More short shorts and long legs
8. Slurpees are the new world currency
7. Vegans stop whining as no one wears fur anymore
6. Year-round BBQ season
5. Smug San Franciscans wiped out as city sinks beneath the waves
4. The ice cream truck comes by even in January
3. Toucans and macaws in your backyard in Winnipeg
2. Beach vacation with the penguins in Antarctica
1. Cacti gardens replace lawns stopping the neighbor’s dog from crapping on your yard.