The Zamo the Destroyer Show #207
New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran. Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes...
Pop Quiz: How much do you know about St. Patrick?
1. The “snakes” St. Patrick rid Ireland of were a. actual snakes, like cobras and shit b. non-existent fables because Ireland never had snakes c. the indigenous Druidic shamans who rightfully ruled the place before he got uppity 2. Patrick came from a. Rome b. Dublin c. England, like...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #206
New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: It’s starting to get sunnier, but still remains cold, which Zamo interprets as a sign that the Sun God is still displeased with the local humans and Aztec-style sacrifices are in order to change that and bring on the heat. Sadly,...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #205
New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey’s squirrel infestation continues, yet she and her dad still refuse to pay Zamo the low, low price of $600 to have Zamo’s frog slave Hoppy catch and remove the squirrel. Chimpette is even so petty as to complain...
Pop quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cars?
1. Kids should always stay a. In school until they’re 35 b. In their car or booster seats in the back c. Quiet 2. The proper tire pressure is a. Somewhat dependent on the type of tires and the season b. Usually between 30 and 35 psi, but check...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #204
New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey has managed to avoid a bunch of unnecessary expenses, including university tuition and exterminator fees, but instead of sharing that money with Zamo, she’s keeping it like the selfish chimp bitch she is. In other news, none of...
Top 10 Reasons to learn your ancestral language
10. Convince telemarketers, bill collectors, and your annoying ex they got the wrong number 9. Kids won’t be able to decipher your discussions of what Santa’s not bringing them 8. Banish annoying people by pretending to not speak English 7. Now you can lord it over your lesser, monolingual...
Pop Quiz: So… how are the New Year’s Resolutions coming?
1. What’s your favourite vegetable on your new diet? a. Broccoli’s not all that bad when you slather it in paleo-friendly butter. b. Pickles count, right? I like extra pickles. c. Pizza sauce is made from tomatoes and it totally counts. 2. How’s it going at the gym? a....
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #203
New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem. Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to...
Top 10 Signs of Spring on Vancouver Island
10. Crackheads adopt a more cheerful zombie shuffle 9. Yard is filled with mangled stumps where the deer have ruined your spring bulbs 8. Teenagers switch to a fruitier-smelling vape juice 7. Politicians seem somehow bouncier when they lie 6. Instead of unsolicited love advice, insane old cat ladies...