Top 10 Reasons to learn your ancestral language

10. Convince telemarketers, bill collectors, and your annoying ex they got the wrong number
9. Kids won’t be able to decipher your discussions of what Santa’s not bringing them
8. Banish annoying people by pretending to not speak English
7. Now you can lord it over your lesser, monolingual friends
6. Fake that sexy foreign accent to score
5. It’s not your fault you were speeding again – everyone knows (insert your heritage here) can’t drive
4. Finally what your great-grandma is swearing at you about
3. Knock Aunt Marge off her Queen of Family Lore throne
2. Open up a whole new world of annoying songs to torment your neighbours with
1. Swear at your boss in a language he doesn’t understand