How big of a Royals fan are you?
1. The British royal family belong to a. the Hanoverian dynasty b. the House of Windsor c. an intergalactic cabal of lizard-people ruling over humanity for their own nefarious purposes 2. When Prince William becomes king, he will be a. King William IV b. immensely popular c. old, fat,...
If I only had the time
Things on my to-do list if I ever get around to it: Figure out how my TV remote works Learn to dance, everything from bhangra to ballet Compose an opera based on Ayn Rand’s the Fountainhead Actually read the Fountainhead Read the collected works of Plato Meditate until I...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #37
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #37 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud Mailbag time! Zamo gets an update on her new Taser from her cousin Sticky, answers questions on Technical Support Monkey, how to get insurance on your pet human, and how to DIY your very own biological weapons. Also...
Things Overheard on the Seawall
10. “Uh-oh, I think that tea cleanse is kicking in… hang on, I’m just going to hang over the side and go…” 9. “That two-wheeled bike icon is so cis-wheeled-normative! What about all us unicycle riders, huh?” 8. “Did you see that woman pushing the stroller? She had the...
Are you a typical Vancouverite?
1. Is shutting the Burrard Street Bridge down for a yoga event this month a. a fabulous way to promote healthy green lifestyles b. a major inconvenience to drivers c. not enough, man: we need to blow the bridge up and then people could, like, kayak to work instead...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #36
This week Zamo goes to interrogate the new neighbor, Mr. Hydell, who takes a special olfactory interest in Georgie’s stupid toys that Hoppy brings from the drawer in her bedside table when trying to find out Georgie’s bra size for Mr. Hydell. http://zamothedestroyer.com...
Dear La Vie en Rose
Dear La Vie en Rose, Re: your email titled “Fathers Day Gifts He’ll Love!” No, I am not giving my father anything from your store, as you only sell women’s lingerie and he’s not the type to call himself Caitlyn. And even if he did, isn’t that gift idea...
10 Surprising Facts About Nickelback
10. Their first big hit “How You Remind Me” was originally meant to be a fundraiser song for Alzheimer’s 9. They were originally called Quarterback, except too many people bugged Chad for fantasy football tips, so he changed it. 8. Frontman Chad Kroeger was briefly married to pop singer...
How well do you know world geography?
1. Afghanistan is a. between Pakistan and Iran b. the site of ongoing tribal conflict c. where all the finest heroin comes from 2. China is home to a. one of the longest continuous civilizations in the world b. over a billion people c. the factories where all the...
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #35
The Zamo the Destroyer Show #35 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud This week Zamo complains about Georgie stinking up the kitchen with her tuna fish stink sandwiches. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Georgie finds Zamo’s horde of finders-keepers strawberries and returns them to Mrs. Churchman. So unfair! http://zamothedestroyer.com...