If I only had the time

Things on my to-do list if I ever get around to it:

  • Figure out how my TV remote works
  • Learn to dance, everything from bhangra to ballet
  • Compose an opera based on Ayn Rand’s the Fountainhead
  • Actually read the Fountainhead
  • Read the collected works of Plato
  • Meditate until I become enlightened, then spend a lot of time in Kitsilano laughing at the wannabes
  • Finish all the various sewing and knitting projects I have on the go
  • Learn to speak Spanish
  • Go scuba diving
  • Organize my pocket lintballs according to size and color.