Month: May 2021

10. Lime green ostrich leather lederhosen 9. Adult sized onesies with hot rod flames 8. Ski mask pulled down under the nose when worn in a bank (over the nose is of course just fine in the current year) 7. Vintage 1980s gold lame party mini-dress worn to your...

1. Flamenco dancers stomp to a. accent the rhythm of the music b. get the waitress’s attention for that round of drinks they ordered an hour ago, damn it! c. symbolically crush the soul of every bastard who ever stood them up on a Friday night 2. What do...

Hey all… so, I skipped doing Under My Skin the last couple weeks and I’m skipping it again this week and honestly, I’ve rewritten the damn thing 4 or 5 times, but it just seems pointless at this time. Here’s an excerpt from what I wrote in the most...

echoes from ancient —or so it feels— recordings my voice, my noise, my words: in my absence these still reverberate still sought out —by a few— but still more than zero I am shocked flattered confused and even a little grateful to be remembered and missed even if only...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Millie is packing up and getting ready to start shacking up with Mr. Hydell and Zamo wants Georgie and Pierre to move into Millie’s old tiny house, leaving the main house all to Zamo. In other news, Technical Support Monkey insists...

Well, it’s Saturday, and more importantly, it’s the day after Walpurgisnacht, which passed with no major calamities this year, so we’ll call that a win. At least for me. I do hope the slug bait pellets I scattered in the garden last night caused some major calamities for those...