Sit Down Monologue #3

February 20, 2015
This Sit Down Monologue is all about meditation and the deep insights Pyra has had through her almost a month and a half of bothering to do some. Important stuff, y’know, like “my foot fell asleep.” Also, Pyra contemplates the meaning of whether or not there might be something...

So, this burlesque thing is really popular, right?

February 14, 2015
OK, so podcast listeners will know my rant on burlesque dancers at rock shows (namely, they suck and so does the whole idea). So… At a show right now. First 3 bands done. The MC comes out and tries to hype it up for the burlesque bimbo about to...

Sit Down Monologue #2

February 7, 2015
Live from the creepy basement of the jam space complex [now with genuine mini Silence of the Lambs pit!], this Sit Down Monologue is all about working retail, from dumb HR questionnaires as part of the application to scheduling. Is honesty really the best policy? Probably not when it...

East Van Retard du Jour #1

February 6, 2015
Parked on East 2nd across from the jam space. Get honked and sworn at by some twat in a Car 2 Go: “Why you stopping?” Look, cunt, I know you don’t drive much based on the fact that you’re in a Car 2 Go, but there’s this thing called...