Mistaken Association #1

Just drove by a place called Nirvana Organics. First thing to pop into my head: Kurt Cobain’s scowling mug. Second thing to pop into my head: “I wonder if they sell any free-range heroin.”...

Siri takes a memo #1

So lately I’ve been trying Siri for dictating comedy bits on my iPhone when I’m stuck in traffic. Not sure this is a good idea since Siri usually has no idea what I’m saying. This is one of the better examples: By the way if you ever see one...

Blog: Fun with Customers #1

From a couple days ago… Tuesday: Customer: What are the Seattle Seahawks colours? I’m making a sweater for my grandson and he just loves that team. Me: Uh… pretty sure they’re navy blue, dark green and grey. Customer: (holds on to aqua yarn) So this colour will work for...