the rain has stopped leaving only the furnace hum droning on in the dark waiting for the taps of fresh drops from the sky and I wait for ideas words falling tapping on my brain as if I don’t already have more than enough to say to you...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey’s squirrel infestation continues, yet she and her dad still refuse to pay Zamo the low, low price of $600 to have Zamo’s frog slave Hoppy catch and remove the squirrel. Chimpette is even so petty as to complain...

That time of the week again: the Saturday life update blog. Well… let’s see here… Zamo was right about squirrels. Dad’s been thwarting the squirrels in various spots, but somehow they’ve still been getting in. I haven’t heard them in the attic of the house in the last few...

1. Kids should always stay a. In school until they’re 35 b. In their car or booster seats in the back c. Quiet 2. The proper tire pressure is a. Somewhat dependent on the type of tires and the season b. Usually between 30 and 35 psi, but check...

Well, I haven’t finished any books this week, but hey, last week’s book blog was about something I read last year so let’s continue that trend, eh? I’m a big fan of Jim Goad’s. I have a bunch of his books, read his Taki’s Magazine column all the time...

The great Babylonian whore always got her man and knew her value written in the stars —and with them— seven jewels and that just for a start. Seven gates seven veils seven points on her very own star. Yet I was taught never to be like her. Stay quiet....

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey has managed to avoid a bunch of unnecessary expenses, including university tuition and exterminator fees, but instead of sharing that money with Zamo, she’s keeping it like the selfish chimp bitch she is. In other news, none of...

Copied and pasted from what I just posted over on maQLu.com Hey-o… It was brought to my attention that some folks were looking for some of the old experimental releases I used to have on Bandcamp like 5 years ago, for example The maQLu Tarot. I ditched Bandcamp probably...

First up, an update about the whole returning to university thing: Yeah, forget that. LOL… I mentioned a bit about this on the last episode of Under My Skin, but the decision is now final. I started having doubts last week, though both my brother and my best friend...

10. Convince telemarketers, bill collectors, and your annoying ex they got the wrong number 9. Kids won’t be able to decipher your discussions of what Santa’s not bringing them 8. Banish annoying people by pretending to not speak English 7. Now you can lord it over your lesser, monolingual...