Category: Comedy

Ten Unexpected Benefits of Global Warming

June 4, 2015
10. Huge savings on heating costs 9. More short shorts and long legs 8. Slurpees are the new world currency 7. Vegans stop whining as no one wears fur anymore 6. Year-round BBQ season 5. Smug San Franciscans wiped out as city sinks beneath the waves 4. The ice...

Quiz: How green is your thumb?

June 3, 2015
1. The most popular plants grown in Vancouver gardens are a. Roses b. Strawberries c. Purple kush 2. The best way to water your shrubs is a. from the top with a sprinkler b. from the bottom with a carefully placed hose c. from your drunk boyfriend’s beer-filled bladder...

Hypothetical Naked & Afraid Appearance

June 1, 2015
If I were somehow conned into going on that show Naked & Afraid, my to-do list would include: Find some flake-able rock like obsidian. Find a bigger rock to bash it with. Smash them together to get razor flakes. Hold razor flakes against the throat of cameraman who follows...

The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Episode #33

May 24, 2015
The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Episode #33 by Pyra Draculea on Mixcloud This week Zamo captures a vicious criminal breaking in and trying to steal Georgie’s things, does some vital scientific research on how many zaps you can get per Taser battery charge, and has a showdown with the...