Hypothetical Naked & Afraid Appearance
Posted On June 1, 2015
If I were somehow conned into going on that show Naked & Afraid, my to-do list would include:
- Find some flake-able rock like obsidian.
- Find a bigger rock to bash it with.
- Smash them together to get razor flakes.
- Hold razor flakes against the throat of cameraman who follows the action
- Force him to hand over his satellite phone and GPS.
- Call and make ransom demands.