How much do you know about animals?

1. Dogs are
a. man’s best friend
b. great for teaching kids responsibility
c. the leading cause of shit on my lawn.
2. Bunnies are
a. cute and cuddly
b. an invasive species
c. a great way to get back at your ex when you boil them.
3. Snakes are
a. a vital part of the ecosystem
b. a cool pet
c. great for making shoes out of.
4. The morning chorus of songbirds makes for
a. a beautiful natural symphony
b. a natural alarm clock.
c. good target practise.
5. Cows are
a. an important part of the agricultural economy
b. friendly and social beings
c. retarded and fat like your husband’s ex-wife.