Pop Quiz: Let’s talk about dance!
1. Flamenco dancers stomp to a. accent the rhythm of the music b. get the waitress’s attention for that round of drinks they ordered an hour ago, damn it! c. symbolically crush the soul of every bastard who ever stood them up on a Friday night 2. What do...
Pop Quiz: How much do you know about St. Patrick?
1. The “snakes” St. Patrick rid Ireland of were a. actual snakes, like cobras and shit b. non-existent fables because Ireland never had snakes c. the indigenous Druidic shamans who rightfully ruled the place before he got uppity 2. Patrick came from a. Rome b. Dublin c. England, like...
Pop quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cars?
1. Kids should always stay a. In school until they’re 35 b. In their car or booster seats in the back c. Quiet 2. The proper tire pressure is a. Somewhat dependent on the type of tires and the season b. Usually between 30 and 35 psi, but check...
Pop Quiz: So… how are the New Year’s Resolutions coming?
1. What’s your favourite vegetable on your new diet? a. Broccoli’s not all that bad when you slather it in paleo-friendly butter. b. Pickles count, right? I like extra pickles. c. Pizza sauce is made from tomatoes and it totally counts. 2. How’s it going at the gym? a....
How much do you know about animals?
1. Dogs are a. man’s best friend b. great for teaching kids responsibility c. the leading cause of shit on my lawn. 2. Bunnies are a. cute and cuddly b. an invasive species c. a great way to get back at your ex when you boil them. ...
How much do you know about technology?
1. The purpose of your browser’s cache is to a. help photos and other media load quickly b. store cookies and other data c. collect blackmail material based on your porn preferences 2. The speed of your computer is related to a. your CPU’s performance specs b. available RAM...
How Canadian are you?
1. The national slogan of Canada is a. From Sea to Sea b. The Truth North Strong and Free c. Bring a two-four, eh? 2. Canada’s national pastime is a. hockey b. ice fishing c. bitching about taxes 3. Stephen Harper is a. The Prime Minister of Canada b....
How big of a Royals fan are you?
1. The British royal family belong to a. the Hanoverian dynasty b. the House of Windsor c. an intergalactic cabal of lizard-people ruling over humanity for their own nefarious purposes 2. When Prince William becomes king, he will be a. King William IV b. immensely popular c. old, fat,...
Are you a typical Vancouverite?
1. Is shutting the Burrard Street Bridge down for a yoga event this month a. a fabulous way to promote healthy green lifestyles b. a major inconvenience to drivers c. not enough, man: we need to blow the bridge up and then people could, like, kayak to work instead...
How well do you know world geography?
1. Afghanistan is a. between Pakistan and Iran b. the site of ongoing tribal conflict c. where all the finest heroin comes from 2. China is home to a. one of the longest continuous civilizations in the world b. over a billion people c. the factories where all the...