Sit Down Monologue #4

This Sit Down Monologue has Pyra contemplating the supposed gender of guitars, as well as blathering about her favorite one, a 1997 Gibson ES-135 that she has nicknamed Jeff. So… you know… the next time you hear her going on about a tall, dark, handsome, sexy sweetie named Jeff,...

East Van Retard du jour #2

Pull over to answer a text from my friend whose nutso ex was drunk texting her and proving she was right to dump his psycho ass. Crackhead comes up on my driver’s side, pounds on my window and starts to ask me for money. I get pissed and yell...

Stretching credibility

So last night it was raining and I used that as the jumping off point for this Sunday’s episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show, all about Zamo using the rain as an excuse for behaving badly yesterday and today. Lo and behold it’s bright and sunny today. So...