Complaints of school teachers on summer vacation

Posted On July 9, 2015

10. No free apples
9. Stuck caring for the class gerbil
8. Missing the power of being able to flunk
7. Running into your students at the beach leads to having to explain what cellulite is
6. Kids are more stoked about flashcards than husbands
5. Facebook friends will talk back to you when you correct their grammar
4. No one at the Canada Day party wanted to play Canadian History Pop Quiz as a drinking game
3. Red pens dry out from disuse
2. Withdrawal from dry erase marker fumes
1. Prank calls from the class clown playing “School’s Out” clog up voicemail