Category: Comedy

This Sit Down Monologue has Pyra answering the age old question of whether the toilet seat should be left up or left down. She also spews venom at all those bitches who hover....

Excerpt from a new stand up bit I just wrote: …Johnny Thunders must have heard that and been pissed he didn’t think of that first. “No, officer, I’m allowed to have those needles. I’m uh, diabetic, yeah.” “Oh? Where’s your insulin?” “Right here in this little baggie.” “That looks...

This Sit Down Monologue has Pyra contemplating the supposed gender of guitars, as well as blathering about her favorite one, a 1997 Gibson ES-135 that she has nicknamed Jeff. So… you know… the next time you hear her going on about a tall, dark, handsome, sexy sweetie named Jeff,...