Rejected national mottos for Canada

10. …And Timbits for all
9. Leafs suck!
8. Hey, that’s very offensive!
7. Never say to someone’s face what you can anonymously complain about to City Hall
6. Gone to the lake
5. The best beer on earth
4. It is what it is.
3. Dinged again… eh, whaddya gonna do?
2. Be it snow or a snow job, time to start shoveling
1. Show us your beaver!