Dear La Vie en Rose

Posted On June 11, 2015

Dear La Vie en Rose,

Re: your email titled “Fathers Day Gifts He’ll Love!”

No, I am not giving my father anything from your store, as you only sell women’s lingerie and he’s not the type to call himself Caitlyn. 

And even if he did, isn’t that gift idea kinda creepy coming from his kid?

I think I shall stick to gift ideas involving Home Depot or just a nice card instead.

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