Tag: Zamo the Destroyer

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: This week, having had it with the humans not taking any action to move to Los Angeles so Iggy can live happily ever after in the sun, Zamo starts sending out Georgie’s resume to every LA job posting Ig can find....

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: It turns out that Jeff from Ojai has a thing for cheerleaders, so in the interests of squeezing him for a higher ‘matchmaker fee’ Zamo sets about finding a nice green cheerleader costume for Technical Support Monkey. Along the way, Zamo...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: In light of the week’s rain, Zamo hassles the humans about what steps they’re taking to fix the weather. Unfortunately, the answer is not a damn thing. Worse, Technical Support Monkey is caught red-handed working on some other podcast in direct...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: No show last week because the chimps needed shunning and nose-thwacking on account of the rain. Also because Technical Support Monkey refuses to borrow her brother’s AR-15 and shoot Ig a bear fur blanket because she’s lazy, just like her whole...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Zamo spends St. Patrick’s Day heckling Technical Support Monkey as she watches some dumb chimp concert on YouTube that she keeps insisting isn’t Duran Duran. Along the way, Zamo learns about the Breeding Season Orange Men of Ireland, who Iggy supposes...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: It’s starting to get sunnier, but still remains cold, which Zamo interprets as a sign that the Sun God is still displeased with the local humans and Aztec-style sacrifices are in order to change that and bring on the heat. Sadly,...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey’s squirrel infestation continues, yet she and her dad still refuse to pay Zamo the low, low price of $600 to have Zamo’s frog slave Hoppy catch and remove the squirrel. Chimpette is even so petty as to complain...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: Technical Support Monkey has managed to avoid a bunch of unnecessary expenses, including university tuition and exterminator fees, but instead of sharing that money with Zamo, she’s keeping it like the selfish chimp bitch she is. In other news, none of...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: The Lord hath punished Technical Support Monkey with a squirrel infestation in her attic, and it’s going to cost her $500 to solve the problem. Unfortunately, Chimpette is insisting on paying that money to an exterminator instead of paying Zamo to...

New episode of The Zamo the Destroyer Show: The chimps have yet again offended the Sun God, leading to several inches of snow and some severe nose-thwackings with rolled up newspapers as Zamo doles out divine retribution on behalf of the Sun God. Except for Technical Support Monkey, who...