Tag: Sit Down Monologues

Sit Down Monologue #16

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks about her new hobby: hooker dance – er, exotic dance, and tries to figure out who to put down as her emergency contact for dance class....

Sit Down Monologue #15

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks job hunting in the age of Google, weird HR questions, her ideal job description, and trying to figure out a music industry reference that’s appropriate for the corporate world....

Sit Down Monologue #14

In this Sit Down Monologue, a newly chubby/formerly fat Pyra (down 30 pounds in the last couple months!) talks about her crazy feminazi friend’s theories about how the patriarchy stops women from losing weight....

Sit Down Monologue #13

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks her new life ambition, inspired by some middle-aged ex-strippers at a friend’s Guns N Roses tribute band’s show....

Sit Down Monologue #12

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks about planting bulbs and muses about how she’d make a terrible serial killer. Plus: littering and yuppie noise complaints. (A version of this monologue also appeared in an episode of The Dry Shave Show.) youtube.com/PyraDraculea...

Sit Down Monologue #11

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra rants about feminist outrage over a puppet (Kermit the Frog) getting a “younger, thinner” puppet girlfriend while ignoring the mass enslavement of girls and women by the Islamic State. (A version of this monologue also appeared in an episode of The Dry Shave...

Sit Down Monologue #10

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks about how much better it was to be a housewife back in the good old days than to be a career girl now. Work sucks, after all. (A version of this monologue also appeared in an episode of The Dry Shave Show.)...

Sit Down Monologue #9

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra talks about turning 37, aka the age at which a woman loses her mind and starts obsessively thrifting, decorating, and DIYing. (A version of this monologue also appeared in an episode of The Dry Shave Show.) youtube.com/PyraDraculea...

Sit Down Monologue #8

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra rants about Marxism in what ought to be neutral disciplines, using kinesiology courses from the University of British Columbia for illustration. (A version of this monologue also appeared in an episode of The Dry Shave Show.) youtube.com/PyraDraculea...

Sit Down Monologue #7

In this Sit Down Monologue, Pyra explains why you should never meet your idols in person, nor even friend them on Facebook or follow them on Instagram. (A version of this monologue also appeared on episode #12 of The Dry Shave Show, original air date May 4, 2015) youtube.com/PyraDraculea...