Well, that didn’t go as planned…

This greeted me Saturday morning on Instagram:

And despite a lot of heart emojis, mostly from cat ladies, the comments were a sea of puke and shit emojis:

Oopsie… they even got rebuked from the left.

And you can tell by what I clicked the hearts on what I thought.

Not the wisest post for the first weekend of a new album being out, but hey, us suckers pre-ordered it, so I guess it doesn’t matter.